Happy b'day buddy : )

Its January 27 and people all over the world are already celebrating Ashwin's birthday. We at Akhila Indiya Aasai Ashwin Imsai Mandram (AIAAIM) have a few welfare plans for the innumerable number of fans of his.

1. First on our list of welfare programmes is "Full nite - First nite". It is novel concept being premiered on Ashwin's b'day. A free malli poo decorted first nite shall be arranged under one roof for all eloping couples. But there is a clause, any kid born out of this "Full nite - First nite" has to be named after Ashwin. Example : Ashwin III, Ashwin IV and so on, the sole purpose of this clause is to increase the popularity of Ashwin.

Venue : Raja Muthiah Hall

Time : Anytime after dusk

Things to bring : A partner (animals are strictly not allowed)

P.S. : Prevention is better than abortion, play safe !

2. Are you feeling bad that you are already married and unable to make use of the previous scheme ? We have a better scheme for you !!! Akhila Indiya Aasai Ashwin Imsai Mandram is orgainising a Divorce Camp. What could be more good than getting freedom for a married man/woman, so a dicorce camp is being held today and the first 100 couples gets a free divorce.

Venue : High Court

Time : Inni ellame nalla time dhan

3. "Enakku Ashwin ivalooo pidikkum" - SMS contest exclusively for girls. Tell us why you like Ashwin so much and you could win two movie tickets for any movie at Anurag Cinemas. Corner seats assured. Ashwin will accompany you ! So girls do you get the hint ?

SMS to : 420840

P.S. : Considering the network congestion that happens every year on Ashwin's b'day, all mobile operators have decided to charge every single SMS sent on this day, just like they charge on any other festive day.

And now its time for the message.

Ashwin i still remember the first day we met and i ve enjoyed (almost : ) !!!) everyday we've spent together. You are the best gift one can get and am proud to boast about you. I've been through every phase in friendship with you, loved, fought, played, more than all that i've missed you da. Its good great to have you in my life. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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